Do you ever curious about living in Gundam universe?, here is the list of thing Likely to happen to you.
1). Getting Nuke on Valentine day (Gundam Seed / Gundam Seed Destiny)
If you think getting dump on Valentine was bad, wait until you live in Gundam Seed universe. You might woke up one day and see a nuclear heading your way and living on a space colony stranded out in space make you realize their is no escape. This happen to Coordinator who live in a space colony "Junius 7" killing 243,721 civilians. This Trigger the whole war in Gundam seed.
Junius 7 got Nuke
2). Trap in a Space colony when the air turn poisonous (Gundam UC)
When you think getting nuke on valentine was bad. Getting kill as part of rising Military power is worst. It seem Titan suppose to represent Nazi Germany. So the whole deal with titan is that they murder and genocide even the space colony civilian just so to blame them on the Zeon remnant.
3). get to pilot MS that not Gundam
Being a GUNDAM pilot is Good, but being a no-name pilot is a bad thing. When watching the show you might see a explosion on the background, that probably you if you are a pilot of that insignificant MS. the unit like "Ball" were nickname space coffin for how low survival rate in UC era.
Mobile Coffin "Ball"
4). Being a female (Especially V gundam)
Guess what, you might survive longer a female but you probably died a gruesome or horrible death. For the record I'm not sexist or anything,it just some death in the show are pointless and cruel. Take a scene from V Gundam where the all female squadron were set to sortie and the one of female soldier got incinerate by the gundam Beam Sabre. Did i mension they were half naked
5). Being Born Different
If you were born some kind of genius with with special ability in this world, congrats. But in the Gundam world, it just plain damn suck. Let take New Type, if you born to be one congrats you just sign a life time employment contact with the military power supporting your country. If you not really into war and refuse to fight in the war for them, you either stuck in military lab working as human test subject, or under house arrest until the find a good use for you, did i mention that all newtype can hear each other though as well as suffering their death. Or take Coordinator, it will suck knowing your mom or dad just hire a professional contractor to genetically modified you and give birth to you in lab. On the bright side you were born perfect with everything you parent want you to be, an athlete with a brain of a genius and longer life span and the terrorist hate you. Did I say the terrorist, i mean all normal human who live on earth. Guess what you have to migrate to space colony, and OH SHIT.....................
6). Living in a Colony
where do i start with this one. Your choice of death were the following, getting nuke, getting nuke on valentine day, Colony got shot by idiot with powerful beam rifle, some weapon company secretly build a secret powerful MS under you feet without you consent and you colony got destroy by idiot that forgot if a MS explode inside a colony it pretty destroy the whole damn thing. there is more coming, but you should get the picture by now.
7). Miraculously survive a MS skirmish in space
alright you survive a fight, you might lose, but hey you survive to fight another day, but wait where are the shipped, where are the closed colony to you, how much oxygen you got left. getting stranded in dark empty space is not a good thing, once you lost perception of time and wait until the time you died is the worst way to go. Be Hero (Yui) a push the button, if you lucky you might kill the guy who left you to died in outer space.
8). Getting involve with Gundam
If you lucky enough to ever touch a Gundam, you will blame yourself for ever seen it. You see people died alot in all Gundam saga, but the chace of survival in gundam universe is pretty low once you ever saw a gundam, and probably going down hill from there. Let take Gundam00 for instance, those who work for Union research center, which are investigating the Gundam attack, you probably death by the time to you close to answer by the team trinity bunch's Unit. or gundam seed, you can see all the engineer of Morgan Red got slaughter by Zaft elite force while attempting to steal your gundam. you see getting involve with the most power Mobile suit in the series is just plain damn bad news.
9). Live in Peaceful country (Gundam Seed/Wing)
thinking of migrate to a peaceful country is not a good idea. For the peaceful country to stand toe to toe and keep it peace against other world power, they either have a very strong army of it own or they are employing Gundam in their league. Either way you are doom. Remember the opening scene from Gundam Seed Destiny, in case you don't see the show yet let me paint you the picture. you were running away from ORB because your country have the last mass driver available for the Blue Cosmos to use in order to get to space, as well as the weapon manufacturer that produce Gundam and other mobile suit that are on par with Gundam equipped with OS that can be piloted by Natural. you got stray shot from the battling mobile suit, you family got kill and what it left is your sister arm and mobile phone, that just sad.
10). Living on Earth
Two word "Colony Drop", you can run you can hide. Either way you are so freaking screw. It seem the space colony government in most gundam series seem to only understand that the only way to save the Colony from earth government is to freaking ram it against earth. and not the empty one, some of the Space colony still have people in it. Just like going green, the concept sound good, but how thing was done and it progress is bad. Still want to live in anime? The real life is much better, no corrupted government or Military power. No government conspiracy or evil corporation that just doing business over pile of death body...............................wait, a ticket to Gundam universe please.
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